1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,490 Previously on Greek: 2 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:04,128 I'm Rebecca Logan. Casey's my Big Sis in the sorority. 3 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:07,571 - You're Senator Logan's daughter! - You didn't mention you knew her. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,642 Should've known my little brother would volunteer. 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,109 - Way to take one for the team. - Pledging's all about sacrifice. 6 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,339 - That is impressive. - Thanks, Big Sis. 7 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:17,110 But if you really want to win, you have to be willing to play dirty. 8 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,343 Right, Becks? 9 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,715 - Who sent it? - I bet it's from Rebecca. 10 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,880 She didn't do this. Someone else is holding the camera. 11 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,981 - Where's Rusty? - What's the big emergency? 12 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:28,323 Lisa Lawson, Cap? She's even easier to get into bed than you are. 13 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,829 Really? Damn it, I'm losing my edge. 14 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,262 Hey, Rusty! 15 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,730 Remember me? Jen K? 16 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,461 - Crush baskets? - Yeah. 17 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,197 Did you think ever that you might have an un-secret admirer? 18 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:40,171 - You like me? - Duh! 19 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,698 Spitter! Spitter! Spitter! 20 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,906 Calm down, Jamie Lee, it's just me. 21 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:18,341 I know. That nail polish is super scary. 22 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,605 Be serious. 23 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:21,772 I have a crucial question to ask you. 24 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,445 Do these need more rhinestones? 25 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:29,622 Ash, they're puffy paint perfection! The pledges are gonna flip. 26 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:30,656 I know, right? 27 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,817 Why you're going through the trouble? We didn't have a party 28 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,861 - when we were pledges. - It's simple. 29 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,794 Today's pledges are tomorrow's voters. 30 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:41,129 You said Obama was cute, but this campaign event seems extreme. 31 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,761 For Zeta Beta President, you dork. 32 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,499 With the rest of the house away at the Indiana game, 33 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,542 it's the perfect opportunity for me to impress the girls. 34 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:53,271 There are a ton of fun exercises in my Pledge Educator handbook. 35 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:56,076 After tonight the girls will be bonded to each other, 36 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,515 to Zeta Beta, and most of all, to me. 37 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,348 - They must be so excited! - Oh, that's the best part. 38 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,981 I told them to pack for a mystery location. 39 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,650 I can't wait to surprise them! 40 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:11,163 We missed an away game to spend the night in the living room? 41 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,758 Girls, tonight is about sisterhood. 42 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,893 It's about all of us taking the time 43 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,336 to connect on a deeper level. 44 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:22,602 By morning, we'll truly be sisters. 45 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,405 Now, who's up for a trust fall? 46 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:40,091 - Expect heavy rains... - OK, so I finished mopping the floors, 47 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:44,129 - cleaned the bathrooms. Anything else? - Yeah, uh, just one more thing. 48 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,755 Time to repaint the kitchen. 49 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,498 Uh... 50 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:51,696 It's Friday night. Everyone else is out of town at the game. 51 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:55,605 Oh, poor Pledge Owens. You know, I drew the short stick and got house duty too 52 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,506 but you don't see me getting teary. 53 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,671 Now, come on, if I'm here, then my Little Bro is here. 54 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:06,045 - All right, where's the paint? - I'm screwing with you! 55 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,781 Come on, plant a cheek. Let's hang out for a bit. 56 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,823 Oh. 57 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,716 - Well, actually I... - What? 58 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:17,229 - You've got someplace you'd rather be? - No. No, no. I, um... 59 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,525 No, this is... 60 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,023 ...great. - Yeah. 61 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,642 - Want to watch TV? - Love TV. 62 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,183 Damn. 63 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,082 Looks like we've got a mouse. 64 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,647 - Well, that sucks. - Well, you know what sucks 65 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,193 is you pledges still don't know how to clean. 66 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:52,965 God, you're easy. 67 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,534 That's the news for tonight. Be safe out there. 68 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:58,230 - Coming up next, Alien. - Oh, check it out, Alien. 69 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,140 - Spitter, a beer please. Thanks. - You're the man. 70 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,543 Thanks, Spitter. 71 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,275 Hey, why the long face? 72 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:50,513 This party's got your three favorite things: Beer, girls, 73 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,114 and a severe weather warning. 74 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,059 - I'm in a funk, Spitter. - Come on. 75 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,823 Look at all the hot mamas here. 76 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,990 I'm currently off the market because I'm in a relationship. 77 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,796 But if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd be all over this. 78 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,234 Subtle. 79 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,066 Cappie. 80 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,266 What about her? 81 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,776 We call her Saran Wrap. 82 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:13,769 Clingy. 83 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,677 - She's pretty. - Her perfume gives me hives. 84 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,212 Cappie. 85 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,854 Now what could be wrong with her? 86 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,291 - Sleep apnea. - You are in a funk. 87 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:33,526 Yeah, I just feel like I'm watching TV and all that's on is reruns, you know? 88 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,468 Maybe I just need a furlough from the females. 89 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,903 I could spend some time indulging my other interests. Like beer. 90 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,633 And Days of our Lives. 91 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,472 And mentoring today's youth. Speaking of which, 92 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,603 tell me about this girlfriend of yours? 93 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,049 Well... 94 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:55,317 Her name is Jen K., and she has these soft, 95 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:58,653 fluffy pink lips that I could kiss forever. 96 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,161 Hold that thought. 97 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,105 My Harley popped a flat down the road. 98 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:27,582 - Can I come in? - Dear God, yes. 99 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,605 Okay, everyone has a partner? 100 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,745 Best Friday night ever, right? 101 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,076 Way better than reruns of Ghost Whisperer. 102 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,775 We've been pledge sisters for six weeks, 103 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:01,115 - but we've barely even spoken. - It boggles the mind. 104 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,953 This is about trusting that your sisters will always be there for you, 105 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,889 that they will catch you when you fall. 106 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:10,793 And trusting that they won't be skanky sluts who sleep with your boyfriend. 107 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:13,798 So, when you're ready, fall back and feel the support 108 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,027 of the Zeta Beta sisterhood! 109 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:23,999 Ooh! Ouija board! 110 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,941 Oh, my God, are you okay? 111 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,503 Brain pain. 112 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,474 - Who wants to go first? - Oh, I do. 113 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:32,882 - Oh, me! - Me too! 114 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:36,513 We'll have time later once we get through my agenda of activities. 115 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,649 Casey, this corporate retreat has been a non-stop funfest. 116 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:43,092 But what better way to learn about the Zeta Beta legacy than 117 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,130 by talking to some old, dead sisters? 118 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,198 Yeah. 119 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:49,058 That is, unless you're scared. 120 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,798 Rebecca, you should know that I'm not scared of things that are evil. 121 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:57,003 - Prove it. - Fine. And then we can move on. 122 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,507 Is anyone there? 123 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,020 Looks like nobody's home. 124 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:16,823 They must be at the football game. 125 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,755 Look! 126 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:26,431 - A spirit moves among us. - Please, Rebecca totally moved it. 127 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,667 Spirit, tell us who you are! 128 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,476 V... I... 129 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,978 ...R... G... 130 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:43,020 ...I... N. 131 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,850 Virgin. I stand corrected. It's not Rebecca. 132 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,798 Now, back to bonding. How about some pledge trivia? 133 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,232 - Or we could tell ghost stories! - Yeah. Let's do that. 134 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,639 Welcome to Kappa Tau. 135 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,573 I'm Cappie, your humble servant. 136 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,376 Cappie, huh? Cute. 137 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,107 So I've been told. 138 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,206 And, uh... And you are? 139 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,649 Destiny. 140 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,814 Exotic. Cosmic. 141 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,651 Me likey. 142 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,690 These are other people. May I take your jacket? 143 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,099 Fine. 144 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:40,241 - Destiny, you are... - Thirsty. 145 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,841 - Pour me a drink? - What would you like? 146 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,250 Something with a bite to it. 147 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,115 I'll get you something you can sink your teeth into. 148 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:54,990 - So should we call someone? - Why? 149 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,825 - To fix your bike? - Oh, right. 150 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,729 I'll let the storm blow over. 151 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,165 Are you a student? 152 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,831 You ask a lot of questions. Do I need to have my lawyer present? 153 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:10,969 Kidding. 154 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,644 You learn to ask that in prison. 155 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:18,884 Kidding. 156 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:24,213 She's odd. 157 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,058 Yeah. 158 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,058 Oddly hot. 159 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,967 Let me guess, it's from my brother. 160 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,467 My, oh, my, isn't he Captain Romance? 161 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,977 How's the head wound? 162 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:51,175 I'm not showing any signs of a concussion, so I should be OK. 163 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:55,209 - Are you pre-med? - No. Just clumsy. 164 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,413 I see. 165 00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,349 So I guess this proves Rebecca Logan can't be trusted. 166 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,291 That was proven long ago. 167 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,554 - Via text message. - Exactly. 168 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,760 Wait a second. How did you know about that video? 169 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,670 - I sent it to you. - What? 170 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,969 Rebecca and I were in the same rush group. 171 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:19,273 I had a front row seat that night for her little indiscretion. 172 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,813 - I thought you deserved to know. - Wow. 173 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:26,046 - That video was painful to watch. - So I shouldn't have sent it? 174 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,383 No. No, I'm glad you did. 175 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:33,347 In a weird way it helped me process and purge. 176 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,632 I can't believe you were the cell phone Scorsese. 177 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,291 Scorsese? You think? 178 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,633 I felt the framing was a little off, especially towards the end. 179 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,036 I'm sorry. 180 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,666 Sometimes I misinterpret snappy banter. 181 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,608 Just know that I was only trying to help. 182 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,340 No matter what, there's always one pledge who's on your side. 183 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,507 Thanks, Jen K. 184 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,518 Oh, I didn't mean me. I was talking about Mandy. 185 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,054 Funny. 186 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,050 You're really funny. 187 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,148 I can see why my brother's so into you. 188 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:12,321 Legend has it, the ghost was the spirit of an old student 189 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,161 who was the golden girl on campus. 190 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,531 Class president, prom queen, all that crap. 191 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:21,062 But, she'd suffered a horrible humiliation. 192 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,199 I heard it was some sort of sex scandal. 193 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:27,609 Anyway, she became the laughingstock of the entire school. 194 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:32,210 And the humiliation made her snap! 195 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:35,378 She took a razor blade and slashed the throats 196 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,388 of the most popular girls at school. 197 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,655 Then she arranged the bodies 198 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,286 in an elaborate fake slumber party. 199 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:47,799 And that's how they found her, covered in blood, 200 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,392 pretending she had friends. 201 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,079 Dobler's is closed. 202 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,239 Can you freakin' believe it? 203 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,907 Perhaps because of the tornado watch. 204 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,748 So? It's karaoke Friday! 205 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,586 Their loss. I was gonna do my reggae version of Lady Marmalade. 206 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:12,624 Ash... 207 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,261 Rebecca is totally hijacking my slumber party. 208 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,855 She's in there telling ghost stories. Help me get control back. 209 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,661 No problem. Let me handle this. 210 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,265 Everyone, listen up! 211 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:29,205 Did you know that a ZBZ died in this house? 212 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,242 Ash. 213 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,573 Her name was Virginia. 214 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,871 I bet that was what the Ouija board was spelling! 215 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,007 - Yeah. - Yeah. 216 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,051 See? Told ya! 217 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,689 No! 218 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,531 Oh, man! She was just about to blow it out the airlock! 219 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,156 - Thanks. - What? 220 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,292 Now I know how it ends. 221 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,370 I'm sorry. 222 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,998 - Gotcha! - Oh, ho ho! 223 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,199 Who's easy now? 224 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,677 I've seen that movie like 87 times. 225 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,514 Cell phones are out too. 226 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,883 What can two guys do alone in the dark? 227 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,182 Uh... 228 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,280 Uh, how about we catch that mouse? 229 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,654 - Great idea! - Yeah. 230 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,257 Did you arrange this lighting? 231 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:30,095 Well, I do look best in candlelight. 232 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,696 And how do I look? 233 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,140 You look... 234 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,036 ...familiar. 235 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:47,143 Let me guess, you've seen me in your dreams? 236 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,319 Come on, Cappie, is that the best you've got? 237 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:56,090 I love your smile. I just want to put it in my pocket. 238 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,924 I love your eyes. 239 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,364 I want to gouge them out and wear them on a chain around my neck. 240 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:08,863 You're a little bit twisted. 241 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,671 Refreshing. 242 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,378 Cap, can I borrow a candle? I'm gonna look for some flashlights. 243 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,192 Will be in effect... High winds have knocked out 244 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,997 power lines throughout the area. 245 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,231 Everyone is advised to stay inside. 246 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,801 She came here on purpose. 247 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:21,505 Hold the hysteria, everyone. It's just the storm. 248 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,983 - Or is it Virginia? - There is no Virginia. 249 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,051 Right, Ash? 250 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:30,611 Then why did they make this? 251 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,747 What is that doing there? 252 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,762 Frannie hung it there. She said it was too depressing for daily viewing. 253 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,698 - I wonder how she died. - She was probably murdered. 254 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,995 By a serial killer. 255 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,602 Who ate her! 256 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,073 Please. 257 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,301 I'm sure she died of something boring like cancer. 258 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,039 And, Ash, we don't know that she died in the house. 259 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,173 - If only we could Google her. - Ah, but we can't. 260 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,583 Moving on. 261 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,313 How about we all gather around for a sharing circle? 262 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,286 We could use these. 263 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,325 Oh, right! Books! Duh! 264 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,663 - Where's the lights, Spitter? - Yeah, man. 265 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,996 - Spitter! Cut it out! - Sorry. 266 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,968 - Wade, have you seen Cappie? - No. 267 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,201 That girl Cappie's with has been lying to us. 268 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,639 She said she came across this house by accident, 269 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,573 but I found our address in her purse. 270 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,805 - What should we do? - Spitter, come on. 271 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:28,880 Wade? You there? 272 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:44,125 OK, Alien versus Aliens. Discuss. 273 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,630 What's there to discuss? Alien. 274 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:50,134 Sigourney Weaver, uh, Ridley Scott, it's in a different league. 275 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,933 Yeah, I don't know though. I don't know. I mean, Aliens had James Cameron. 276 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,531 - And Paul Reiser. - Paul Reiser? 277 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,872 You call that an argument? 278 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:02,505 No, Alien is a classic. Like Jaws. 279 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,576 Uh, please, don't... don't bring up Jaws. 280 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,383 - My sister died in a shark attack. - Yeah, right. 281 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,119 No, it's true. It was two summers ago. 282 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,855 We were taking surfing lessons in Hawaii. 283 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,692 She'd just caught her first wave. 284 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,256 I'll never forget the smile on her face. 285 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,297 Then all of a sudden out of nowhere a fin appeared. 286 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,338 Oh, my God. 287 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,274 Yeah. 288 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,703 We screamed for her to paddle, but it was too late. 289 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,415 The shark attacked. 290 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,481 She screamed... 291 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,783 "I can't believe you're buying this, Calvin!" 292 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,121 Oh, you jackass! 293 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,219 No, no, I don't even have a sister, only brothers. 294 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,763 - And an addiction to horror movies. - Oh, same here. 295 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,196 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 296 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,530 When I was a kid, my parents would only let me watch PBS. 297 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,833 Late at night, I would sneak downstairs 298 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,339 and stay up all night watching horror movies. 299 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,171 Watching two inches away and you keep the volume low. 300 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,904 Which made it even scarier. 301 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:11,143 I know! Plus, in those 1980s slasher movies, there's always a hot girl 302 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,877 - flashing her boobs. - Yeah. 303 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:13,918 Yeah. 304 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,081 Do you hear that? 305 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,755 - Evan. - What? 306 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,985 It's right behind you. 307 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,860 Oh, Evan. 308 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,498 Yeah, you'll pay for that, Owens. 309 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,129 That's for your dead sister. 310 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,011 What? 311 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,076 - I think I'll need a bigger spatula. - Yeah. 312 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,586 Cappie? 313 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,963 Manly scream you got there. 314 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,304 Yeah, well, you surprised me. 315 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,734 - Have you seen Cappie? - I'm not his mother. 316 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,809 - Is the bathroom this way? - Yeah. 317 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,877 Destiny, wait! 318 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,181 Why are you here? 319 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,442 Someone needs to work on their listening. 320 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,281 I told you, my bike broke down. 321 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,853 How do you explain this? 322 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,482 - Where did you get that? - Never mind that. I'm on to you. 323 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,817 - Relax. - Hey, Wade... 324 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,262 Nice one, Spitter! 325 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,260 Yeah. 326 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,395 Who are you? 327 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,441 Sydney Bristow? 328 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,903 - OK, listen, I came here to see Cappie. - You know him? 329 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,651 We went to Camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa together ten years ago. 330 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,847 Why didn't you just say so? 331 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,388 Because... 332 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,220 God, this is so embarrassing. 333 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:02,887 Look... 334 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,930 My real name isn't Destiny, it's Patty. 335 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,396 Back in camp, I was the fat girl. 336 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,968 A total outcast. 337 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:14,005 Cappie was the only thing that made it worthwhile. 338 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,040 I had such a crush on him. 339 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,204 But he was part of the cool crowd. 340 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:23,170 So I promised myself that one day I'd make him notice me. 341 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:26,012 - You chose tonight? - I drove up from West Virginia. 342 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,814 Just my luck, there's a freakin' hurricane outside. 343 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,912 Let's get Cappie and tell him. 344 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,450 No! 345 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,455 No, this is our little secret. 346 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,757 If you tell Cappie it'll ruin our moment. 347 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,224 He deserves to know who you really are. 348 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,063 This is who I really am! 349 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,832 Are you the same person you were back then? 350 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,304 No, I'm not. 351 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,673 See? I swear I'll tell him eventually. Cool? 352 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,379 Fine! Could you please release your kung fu grip? 353 00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:01,215 This is me being gentle. If I wanted to, I could snap it like a twig. 354 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,648 I'm real glad we had this chat. 355 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,155 - I found her! - She's wearing the Rachel. 356 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:12,321 Hello, hair cliché! 357 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:16,299 It says here that she was Pledge Educator, just like you, Casey. 358 00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:19,667 Really? I wonder if she planned a slumber party. 359 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,569 In fact, she ran for President. 360 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,703 But according to these minutes, she lost by one vote to Trudy Henderson. 361 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,778 - Oh, my gosh! - What? 362 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,946 The election was the day she died. 363 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:36,712 You guys, I found out how Virginia croaked. 364 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,052 She hung herself from the chandelier. 365 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,522 - Oh, my gosh. - Gross. 366 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:45,154 She must have been really depressed about losing. 367 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,697 How sad. 368 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,528 Sad? It's pathetic. 369 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,161 Who makes that big of a deal about a stupid sorority election? 370 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,671 You're hypnotizing me with those hips, aren't you? 371 00:23:20,743 --> 00:23:22,301 Go ahead. 372 00:23:22,378 --> 00:23:24,346 Try and pinch an inch. 373 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,849 - You can't, can you? - You're perfect. 374 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:31,680 I'm perfect for you. 375 00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:34,649 I couldn't agree more. 376 00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:38,193 Cappie, you've got to come quick! 377 00:23:39,228 --> 00:23:41,856 What is it, Lassie? Is the barn burning down? 378 00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,661 Yeah. Can't you see we're kind of busy? 379 00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:46,759 It's Beaver. He's drunk. 380 00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:50,530 And he's peeing in your closet. 381 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,072 Not again. 382 00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:55,410 All right, stay here, I'll be right back. 383 00:24:06,222 --> 00:24:09,658 Well, they're urine-free. You must have given him stage fright. 384 00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:10,953 We don't have much time. 385 00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:13,051 That's why we should live in the moment. 386 00:24:13,129 --> 00:24:14,892 No, I mean until Destiny finds us. 387 00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:17,898 - She's not who you think she is. - She's not a hot girl? 388 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:18,934 No, she is. 389 00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:21,264 Then she's exactly who I think she is. 390 00:24:21,337 --> 00:24:24,306 But you know her. She went to camp with you. 391 00:24:25,074 --> 00:24:26,041 What? 392 00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:30,138 Listen, I might die for telling you this, but her name isn't Destiny. 393 00:24:30,212 --> 00:24:33,579 - It's Patty. - Patty? From camp? 394 00:24:36,619 --> 00:24:39,747 The only Patty there was Patty the Fatty. 395 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,558 Oh, my God, she's Patty the Fatty! 396 00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:51,266 What are the odds that she'd get a flat tire outside of our house? 397 00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:56,234 - Oh, my God, she came to see me. - Yeah. 398 00:24:56,338 --> 00:24:58,306 She's always had a crush on you. 399 00:24:58,407 --> 00:25:00,773 She spent the past ten years getting in shape 400 00:25:00,843 --> 00:25:02,970 so you two could have a second chance. 401 00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:05,179 - That is really... - Insane. 402 00:25:05,247 --> 00:25:06,339 - Hot! - What? 403 00:25:06,415 --> 00:25:09,316 A fat girl turned into a hot chick for me. 404 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,911 It's like... It's like a Reese Witherspoon movie! 405 00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:15,456 She went through all that trouble to get into shape, 406 00:25:15,524 --> 00:25:17,958 the least I can do is reward her effort, right? 407 00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:21,758 - But she sounds crazy. - Crazy like a fox. 408 00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:25,289 A super fox in leather, to be specific. I'm flattered. 409 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,597 You need to relax. 410 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,729 Listen. No, Cap... 411 00:25:29,805 --> 00:25:31,830 I think she's dangerous. 412 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,808 She's really strong and she got these crazy eyes. 413 00:25:34,877 --> 00:25:36,037 - She tried to... - Wow. 414 00:25:36,111 --> 00:25:38,443 You're really mowing that grassy knoll, huh? 415 00:25:39,215 --> 00:25:40,978 I think I can handle her, Spitter. 416 00:25:48,591 --> 00:25:49,956 Breathe, girls. 417 00:25:50,392 --> 00:25:53,884 In through the nose, out through the mouth. 418 00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:55,794 This is all because of the storm. 419 00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:58,493 The storm entered and knocked down the chandelier? 420 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:01,832 No, the chandelier is older than Madonna. 421 00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:05,032 We've been trying to get an electrician in here to secure it. 422 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:08,440 The wind made the house vibrate, which was enough to make it fall. 423 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:11,536 But Casey, I saw the electrician in here last week. 424 00:26:11,614 --> 00:26:14,242 - That's not possible. - This has got to be Virginia. 425 00:26:14,316 --> 00:26:16,011 She is one pissed poltergeist! 426 00:26:20,923 --> 00:26:22,481 You're freaking the girls out. 427 00:26:22,591 --> 00:26:24,855 - Good, it's working. - What is your problem? 428 00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:27,828 These girls might buy your slumber party bonding crap, 429 00:26:27,897 --> 00:26:30,593 but I see right through it. You just want their votes. 430 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,896 - That's not true. - It's good politics. 431 00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,232 - I'm impressed. - Why are you sabotaging it? 432 00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:37,670 First there's the whole arch nemesis thing. 433 00:26:37,773 --> 00:26:39,502 But also, I feel my pledge sisters 434 00:26:39,575 --> 00:26:42,510 deserve to see how their future leader reacts in a crisis. 435 00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:44,546 Wait, everyone, shut up! 436 00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:45,773 I know how to fix this. 437 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:49,875 We need to have a séance! 438 00:26:50,786 --> 00:26:52,413 Great idea! 439 00:27:02,631 --> 00:27:03,723 You see anything? 440 00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:05,600 Not yet. 441 00:27:06,902 --> 00:27:08,563 He's too fat to have gone far. 442 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,241 Evan, three o'clock. 443 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:24,785 All right, begin Operation Rodent Round-Up. 444 00:27:29,491 --> 00:27:32,255 Dinnertime, Mr. Rat. 445 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,433 - On three. - OK. 446 00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:42,368 - OK. Ready? - Ready. 447 00:27:43,472 --> 00:27:44,439 One. 448 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,008 Two. 449 00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:06,392 - What the hell was that? - I don't know. 450 00:28:13,002 --> 00:28:14,094 Hey, Rusty. 451 00:28:15,871 --> 00:28:16,838 What you watching? 452 00:28:17,773 --> 00:28:21,732 A freaky, delusional romance that could have deadly consequences. 453 00:28:21,844 --> 00:28:23,675 Uh-huh. 454 00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:25,714 So do you know how to work this thingy? 455 00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:28,874 I was kind of wondering when cell service is gonna be back. 456 00:28:32,488 --> 00:28:34,251 Cool. It's like magic. 457 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:39,217 Actually, it's a simple crank generator that turns friction into electricity. 458 00:28:40,129 --> 00:28:42,597 - Or magic! - This just in: 459 00:28:42,664 --> 00:28:47,225 Stonybrook Mental Institution reports that one of their patients has escaped. 460 00:28:47,336 --> 00:28:50,396 She's described as a Caucasian woman, five-foot-eight... 461 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:53,908 ...years old. 462 00:28:54,009 --> 00:28:57,672 Listeners are warned to avoid contact since she is considered unstable 463 00:28:57,746 --> 00:28:59,236 and extremely dangerous. 464 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:01,916 Scary. 465 00:29:04,186 --> 00:29:06,154 You have no idea. 466 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:09,255 We're ready. 467 00:29:09,358 --> 00:29:12,259 - This is ridiculous, Ash. - Trust me. 468 00:29:12,327 --> 00:29:15,626 I had a Goth phase in middle school. This séance will work. 469 00:29:15,697 --> 00:29:20,066 Yeah, Casey. We gotta see this through. Virginia's trying to tell us something. 470 00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,763 Probably that there's no such thing as ghosts. 471 00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:26,501 Shh! OK, we all must be quiet and relaxed. 472 00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:29,772 Everyone close your eyes and hold hands. 473 00:29:32,548 --> 00:29:34,846 Eww! Clammy. 474 00:29:34,917 --> 00:29:38,478 Virginia Horton, the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta 475 00:29:38,587 --> 00:29:40,885 invite you to commune with us. 476 00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:46,124 Maybe she has her cell phone turned off. 477 00:29:52,701 --> 00:29:56,364 - Ow! - Sorry. You were possessed. 478 00:29:56,438 --> 00:29:58,599 Her spirit passed through me. 479 00:29:59,741 --> 00:30:00,969 She's here! 480 00:30:01,043 --> 00:30:04,774 Ashleigh, could you ask the ghost what she wants so we can move on? 481 00:30:05,914 --> 00:30:09,077 Virginia, tell us what you want. 482 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:12,085 I bet she wants us to get back to bonding. 483 00:30:23,298 --> 00:30:25,323 You guys, it's just the wind. 484 00:30:25,934 --> 00:30:30,098 Um... I'm not so sure. 485 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,254 What do you think that was back there? 486 00:30:47,322 --> 00:30:48,584 No idea. 487 00:30:48,657 --> 00:30:51,421 I'm just, uh, hoping it doesn't bleed acid. 488 00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:56,228 Don't worry, little bro, I'll protect you. 489 00:30:57,466 --> 00:30:59,331 Why do you think I need protecting? 490 00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:00,827 Well... 491 00:31:02,104 --> 00:31:04,129 You seemed a little scared, that's all. 492 00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:08,336 Me? No. I've faced some pretty vicious animals in my day. 493 00:31:10,045 --> 00:31:11,012 See that? 494 00:31:11,113 --> 00:31:14,674 My little sister's bunny, Flopsie, took a chunk out of it. 495 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:17,514 I needed four stitches and a tetanus shot. 496 00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:18,553 That's nothing. 497 00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:23,282 Petting zoo, 1998, got attacked by a rogue goat. 498 00:31:23,392 --> 00:31:25,883 Six stitches and they closed the zoo for a week. 499 00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:30,495 Paper route, eighth grade. Rabid poodle attack, 12 stitches and I passed out. 500 00:31:30,566 --> 00:31:33,399 Poodle? Try a polo horse. I fell off one four years ago, 501 00:31:33,468 --> 00:31:37,905 - got a concussion and a CAT scan. - Ah, head trauma, huh? Explains a lot. 502 00:31:37,973 --> 00:31:40,032 - What? - Uh... 503 00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:45,380 It's on the move! 504 00:31:50,485 --> 00:31:53,545 You guys, there's no such thing as ghosts. 505 00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:54,589 Right, Ashleigh? 506 00:31:56,892 --> 00:31:58,223 You can never be too safe. 507 00:32:01,163 --> 00:32:03,688 Casey, tell them they're being ridiculous. 508 00:32:03,765 --> 00:32:06,529 Well, you did call Virginia pathetic. 509 00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:09,126 - Everyone heard you. - But I was kidding! 510 00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:12,396 I was kidding! It was just a joke! 511 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,111 Oops. Loose brick. 512 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,608 You guys... look. 513 00:32:20,682 --> 00:32:22,775 The ghost is writing us notes! 514 00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,683 Virginia is such a pretty name! 515 00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,921 I don't think these are notes. I think these are votes. 516 00:32:33,028 --> 00:32:35,189 Then that can only mean one thing. 517 00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:39,567 Someone fixed the election. 518 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:43,296 The minutes said that Virginia lost by one vote. 519 00:32:43,372 --> 00:32:46,205 But if these were counted, she would have won. 520 00:32:46,275 --> 00:32:47,367 You guys... 521 00:32:47,876 --> 00:32:49,366 I know what we have to do! 522 00:32:54,049 --> 00:32:55,778 All clear! Sweep the room. 523 00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:03,057 You know, we really make a good team. 524 00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:06,492 Yeah, like, uh, Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. 525 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,461 To think I thought, you know, we wouldn't get along. 526 00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:17,131 - Really? - You know, you're... 527 00:33:18,073 --> 00:33:19,040 You know. 528 00:33:20,309 --> 00:33:21,606 Um, what? 529 00:33:22,911 --> 00:33:24,401 You're pals with Rusty. 530 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,979 Him and I aren't exactly amigos. 531 00:33:29,418 --> 00:33:31,784 Yeah, I know, I was there for paddlegate. 532 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,013 Oh, yeah. 533 00:33:36,525 --> 00:33:38,493 It's cool you can see beyond that, man. 534 00:33:38,593 --> 00:33:42,427 Well, you know, I just try to stay out of other people's business, you know? 535 00:33:42,831 --> 00:33:44,924 I do. And I respect that. 536 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,629 You know how many people want in my business because I'm a Chambers? 537 00:33:48,704 --> 00:33:53,437 Yeah. It's... It's crazy how one little word can define you. 538 00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,033 - Totally. - Uh... 539 00:33:56,111 --> 00:33:59,239 Evan, there's something I think you should know. 540 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:00,372 What is it? 541 00:34:03,685 --> 00:34:07,451 - Giant snake! Above you! - Nice try. 542 00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,398 - Get it off! Get it off! - Get away from him, you bitch! 543 00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:21,095 Get it off me! Get it off me! 544 00:34:22,537 --> 00:34:24,698 Counter-clockwise! Counter-clock... 545 00:34:37,052 --> 00:34:38,019 Cappie? 546 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,854 I really need to talk to you. 547 00:34:45,761 --> 00:34:46,728 Cappie? 548 00:34:56,037 --> 00:34:59,370 Dude, give me a second. It's just number one. 549 00:35:01,410 --> 00:35:03,844 The bathroom is that way, Beav! 550 00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:06,142 Why do they keep moving it? 551 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,827 What the hell? 552 00:35:45,632 --> 00:35:48,567 Whoa! 553 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,301 Do you like my art project? 554 00:35:56,943 --> 00:36:00,106 I can see you're influenced by the deconstructionist movement. 555 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,943 Ah... Sit down. 556 00:36:02,015 --> 00:36:03,312 We're not done. 557 00:36:04,484 --> 00:36:06,349 I'm really good at arts and crafts. 558 00:36:06,419 --> 00:36:07,647 I can see that. 559 00:36:08,555 --> 00:36:11,888 This was what I did every day at camp, alone, 560 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:15,223 while everybody else played kickball and rode horses. 561 00:36:17,197 --> 00:36:20,132 Well, creativity is a much more transferable skill. 562 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,465 I'd imagine this was me and Cappie, holding hands for eternity. 563 00:36:23,537 --> 00:36:25,266 I can see the resemblance. 564 00:36:25,338 --> 00:36:28,102 Now, I kind of picture this as us and all our friends. 565 00:36:28,175 --> 00:36:30,200 Oh, look. This is you. 566 00:36:31,378 --> 00:36:32,936 Oopsy. 567 00:36:33,914 --> 00:36:35,848 - Listen, Patty. - Destiny! 568 00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:36,940 Destiny. 569 00:36:39,386 --> 00:36:43,288 I know what it's like to want to go back and revise history. 570 00:36:43,356 --> 00:36:46,052 I wasn't always this cool frat guy you see before you. 571 00:36:46,993 --> 00:36:48,085 But... 572 00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:50,288 ...you just can't change the past. 573 00:36:50,897 --> 00:36:53,127 And you can't make someone love you. 574 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,565 Yes, I can! 575 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:58,465 Tonight is going to be perfect. 576 00:36:59,105 --> 00:37:00,367 You'll see. 577 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,807 Because I have waited too long to let anything mess this up. 578 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,468 Or anyone. 579 00:37:05,579 --> 00:37:09,037 ♪ Camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa It's really fun 580 00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:13,549 ♪ It's really fun, Camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa 581 00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:18,122 ♪ Our campers are the bravest ones 582 00:37:18,191 --> 00:37:22,287 ♪ We don't write letters to our mamas ♪ 583 00:37:22,729 --> 00:37:24,993 - You remembered me? - Of course. 584 00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:26,922 From the moment you walked in. 585 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,366 How could I forget the way the water glistened 586 00:37:29,436 --> 00:37:32,337 off your Wonder Woman bathing suit? 587 00:37:33,974 --> 00:37:36,670 You didn't stand up for me! You let them call me names! 588 00:37:36,743 --> 00:37:38,677 I know, and that was wrong. 589 00:37:39,012 --> 00:37:41,503 I was young and stupid. 590 00:37:41,581 --> 00:37:43,640 Do you have any idea what it's like 591 00:37:43,717 --> 00:37:46,208 to love someone who has caused you so much pain? 592 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,522 Cappie, look out! 593 00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:12,103 That's it? 594 00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:14,239 Excuse me? 595 00:38:14,915 --> 00:38:17,179 I lost eighty pounds for that? 596 00:38:18,852 --> 00:38:22,344 I've never had any complaints before. Let me just try a better angle. 597 00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:26,290 Yeah, no, that's OK. Listen, it's been fun, but I really need a doughnut. 598 00:38:27,627 --> 00:38:30,095 - Stay in touch! - Uh-huh. Yeah. 599 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,932 Sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta, this election is called to order. 600 00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:47,707 Our President is the person who shapes the future of our sisterhood. 601 00:38:47,781 --> 00:38:49,806 It is a role that requires vision, 602 00:38:49,883 --> 00:38:53,785 tenacity and grace, so choose wisely. 603 00:38:53,853 --> 00:38:58,483 We have two candidates this evening: Virginia Horton and... 604 00:38:59,893 --> 00:39:03,329 - What's that chick's name? - Trudy Henderson. 605 00:39:03,396 --> 00:39:04,363 Trudy Henderson! 606 00:39:04,464 --> 00:39:08,195 Would anyone like to make a supporting statement for either candidate? 607 00:39:14,507 --> 00:39:17,772 I'd just like to say that Virginia seems like the clear choice. 608 00:39:17,844 --> 00:39:22,213 She is by far the skinniest, prettiest, most worthy candidate. 609 00:39:22,315 --> 00:39:24,579 She's definitely not pathetic. 610 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,678 - In any way. - Thank you, Pledge Logan. 611 00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:31,690 Let's get on with the voting. 612 00:39:32,192 --> 00:39:35,093 All in favor of Virginia Horton, raise your hand. 613 00:39:36,663 --> 00:39:37,823 Well, it looks like... 614 00:39:37,931 --> 00:39:41,298 - Wait! Hold on, I'm not done counting! - Ash, it looks unanimous. 615 00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:43,597 Virginia Horton wins. 616 00:39:44,738 --> 00:39:46,296 Congratulations, Virginia! 617 00:39:47,173 --> 00:39:50,199 This election is adjourned. 618 00:39:52,112 --> 00:39:55,138 - Now what? - Now we can get on with our evening. 619 00:39:55,215 --> 00:39:56,773 Do you think it worked? 620 00:40:01,721 --> 00:40:03,086 Apparently so. 621 00:40:03,723 --> 00:40:07,022 - Let's hear it for Casey, everybody! - Yeah, Casey. 622 00:40:08,395 --> 00:40:10,363 Now who's up for some ice cream? 623 00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:17,128 It looks like you owe Casey your life. 624 00:40:30,617 --> 00:40:33,085 The exterminator's gonna be here in two hours. 625 00:40:33,153 --> 00:40:36,452 Two hours? OK, I think we can make it until then. 626 00:40:40,093 --> 00:40:41,651 What do we tell the guys? 627 00:40:44,297 --> 00:40:46,060 I say we never speak of this again. 628 00:40:48,835 --> 00:40:50,996 Everybody's got their secrets, right? 629 00:40:51,404 --> 00:40:52,371 Right. 630 00:41:09,656 --> 00:41:13,353 In other news, police have apprehended the escaped mental patient. 631 00:41:13,426 --> 00:41:16,691 Officials say that luckily the 60-year-old woman had a bad hip 632 00:41:16,763 --> 00:41:18,526 and was unable to travel far. 633 00:41:19,933 --> 00:41:21,298 Could I be a bad kisser? 634 00:41:21,401 --> 00:41:24,962 It's like having a dangling booger, someone would tell me, right? 635 00:41:25,038 --> 00:41:28,804 Cap, you can't listen to what she said. She was crazy after all. 636 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:31,241 She wasn't crazy, she was in love. 637 00:41:31,311 --> 00:41:33,370 It's a fine line between the two. 638 00:41:33,446 --> 00:41:35,914 She drove here from West Virginia to find you. 639 00:41:35,982 --> 00:41:37,540 She went after what she wants. 640 00:41:39,052 --> 00:41:40,417 You have to admire that. 641 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,489 - But what did it get her? - Closure. 642 00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:45,517 Now she can move on. 643 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:46,785 Guys... 644 00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:49,158 Look who I found outside. 645 00:41:49,229 --> 00:41:51,197 - Hey, Timmy! - Timmy! 646 00:41:51,297 --> 00:41:53,060 I'm so glad that I found you. 647 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,259 Who's my buddy? Who's my buddy? 648 00:41:57,437 --> 00:41:59,166 What's up with the redecorating? 649 00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,707 Just putting Virginia back where she belongs. 650 00:42:01,774 --> 00:42:04,004 After tonight, she deserves to be up there. 651 00:42:08,481 --> 00:42:10,381 Yeah, funny thing about tonight. 652 00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:13,817 What a coincidence that these votes were hidden in the fireplace. 653 00:42:14,687 --> 00:42:16,018 I know, right? 654 00:42:16,089 --> 00:42:20,321 And what's more impressive is one of them's in Casey's handwriting. 655 00:42:20,393 --> 00:42:23,294 - Crazy, huh? - Really? 656 00:42:23,363 --> 00:42:24,796 What a coincidence.